Friday

Texts From Last Night #46864

Ok kids,
I am the one who posted this never ending argument between whether it is possible or not. It is possible. That night, when I peed in my girlfriend, my parents went out of town. When I was asked to watch the house I was given strict orders to have no one over. Me, being the partier I am, had a 'couple' people over including my girlfriend.

The temperature was cool (for once) and the skies were overcast. My friends arrived and the beer flowed. After a couple games of beer pong, flip cup, kings cup, beer darts and the occasional, "Let's take a shot and get F***ed up" led me to my good friend, marijuana. A few coughs and laughs later I began feeling like a horny-high-heavily intoxicated college student that needed his fix. Let me tell you, persuading your own girlfriend to have sex with you while both of you are not even in tune properly is harder than you think.

Fast-forward: Parent's Room. I wanted to skip foreplay and just go for the kill, keep in mind I still had not yet broken my seal (I had not peed all night), but she wanted to give me head while I ate her out (69). While she was giving me head the whole time I was trying not pee in her mouth. Finally she wanted to start doing the dirty. Not even 5 minutes into our sex, Hank (my penis) felt like a hose that was unraveled wrong causing the hose to back up and when finally released water shoots out like a bullet. Well, let me tell you, Hank didn't hold anything back. My girlfriend, probably more drunk than I was (we all know women can't handle their liquor), thought it was her cum coming from her vagina. She rushed to the bathroom as I look at the damage on my mom and dad's bed.

Since she thought it was all her fault, I made her wash my parent's bedding. I'm sure some of you are thinking, that's f***ed up, but if you were in my shoes and you peed in a girl and the girl thought it was her cum that happens to have the same consistency as pee, why wouldn't you except that to avoid any future embarrassments?